Feb 5, 2025
Kid A.G., that crazy son of a bitch, kicks off with Hat Trick, who struts in like she's got a dick in her hand - and she does, but it's a fucking crocheted one! She's like, "Check out my erections!" and Kid A.G., that horn dog, stuffs it down his pants, pretending he's got a fucking anaconda in there.
They're not just talking blowjobs; they're fucking celebrating them. Hat Trick's got the kind of mouth that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and Kid A.G. is practically nominating her for some kind of oral hall of fame. They're planning a fucking tribunal to back up her legendary status.
Then the mood swings lower than a hooker's prices - they dive into the death of porn star Anna Polly, who took a fatal leap off a balcony while getting her shit rocked by two dudes. It's dark, it's tragic, but Kid A.G. and Hat Trick, they don't just cry about it; they turn it into a bizarre bond you form with porn stars through their fucking cumshots.
From there, they jump into smut literature like it's the new Bible, with Kid A.G. preaching about his prostate health like it's his goddamn religion. He's on a mission for 21 orgasms a month because apparently, his balls will turn into fucking time bombs if he doesn't.
They're dissecting the sounds of sex like they're fucking audio engineers. Real moans? Fake moans? Who the fuck knows, but Hat Trick's got opinions, and they're louder than her sex sounds.
They end with some nostalgia, flashing back to old photos where tits and silly faces are the only things you need to know.
Listen in. Go Deep.
Recorded: Thursday, January 30, 2025
On Mic: Kid A.G. & Hat Trick
