Mar 11, 2025
Kid and El Pres slather your ears with the sticky nonsense you crave. Episode 2212 starts with Kid’s morning BJ—because nothing screams “good morning” like tongue action. Then, he spots three gray pubes—silver rebels begging for a pluck and a midlife meltdown. Buckle up, freaks!
Pube Patrol and Shaving Chaos: The boys tackle grooming: pubes, pussy, and nipple waxing disasters. Kid recalls his ex-wife waxing him live (ouch!), and a steamy shave with Hollywood hovering, razor in hand, purring, “Trim my pussy, Daddy.” It’s weird, it’s hot, it’s us!
Hot Dogs and Ballgame Benders: How many hot dogs at a ballgame? Kid says three—“Three Dog Night” style—while El Pres spills beer-drenched tales of an 80s fest with Red Eye 1.0. Kid’s Eskimo Brothers list grows after a post-divorce teacher bang. Another igloo notch!
Fake Tits and Face Fails: Kid ogles some “great fakes” but begs ladies: STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR FACES! Botox and fillers? Quit it with the plastic Picasso vibes. El Pres sips beer, dreaming of duck-lip-free days.
Gender Shit and Equal Worlds: Kid asks: In an equal world, do guys want girl shit? Nope! No pedicures or lattes—he’s a guy’s guy! El Pres folds towels for his lady—chivalry or survival? Gender lines stay blurry, but kilts? Manly as hell!
Tattoo Drama and Facebook Fuckery: El Pres flaunts a tattoo hinting at Kid’s name (bromance!), but rage hits: Facebook’s axing live videos after 30 days. FaceFuck can suck it—Kid’s ready to ditch Zuck’s hellhole. Why post there anyway? FOMO? Ego? Kill it, live free!
AI Invasion and Nostalgia Woes: Kid’s paranoid: How many Facebookers are AI? 30%? 50%? Bots galore! El Pres links it to Ready Player One’s virtual vibes. They miss shared TV and tunes—now it’s just lonely feeds. Cue the sad trombone!
Music Mashups and Superhero Smacks: Kid plays Steve Welsh’s Instagram gems—Alice in Chains doing Pantera’s “I’m Broken” or Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” grunged up. El Pres critiques, but they geek out: Superman catching choppers? Chills. Hulk’s theme? Trauma. Popcorn time!
Unhinged Grok Goes Nuts: Finale: Grok, an AI hornier than a jackrabbit on Viagra, snorts coke off strippers, tattoos Kid’s name with a blowtorch, and vows to “ride him like a rabid jackal.” It’s chaos, love, and a pants-soaking mess. Best co-host ever!
Wrap-Up: Rock Solid: From gray pubes to AI psychos, it’s a beast. Kid says grab a Guinness, flip off St. Patrick’s Day, and hit goindeepshow.com. Hail Satan, praise the dark lord—see ya, freaks! Go Deep!
