May 8, 2025
Episode 2271 - The Kid and Hat Trick dive crotch-first into stories of group sex, accidental taste tests, and high school 69 flashbacks. Hat Trick recounts a near “hat trick” hookup and the awkward aftermath, while the Kid admits to questionable post-sex oral moves and dodging a taste-your-own-load demand. They trade war stories about post-blowjob kisses, facial hair marinated in juice, and whether morning breath is a bigger turn-off than body fluids.
Kanye’s latest confession gets a sarcastic side-eye—bold or bullshit? Doesn’t matter, as long as he’s not goose-stepping. Porn talk heats things up again with breeding kinks, red-lit cum lotion rubdowns, and the lost art of pulling out for the visual. The vibe shifts as old-man and middle-aged-lady rants fly: QR menus suck, and people walking in driveways deserve tickets. Gray sweatpants get their due praise for showcasing dick prints, and the Kid drops a nurse-ass ranking system that somehow feels accurate. The episode ends with a shoutout to their spin-off show Get Bent—because chaos needs its own outlet.
