Oct 19, 2025
Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts.
• 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming)
• AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers (“shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor”)
• OpenAI’s new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you’re welcome, FBI watchlist)
• Fat-shaming water-park sumo kids, back-lava (it’s exactly what you think when you mispronounce baklava post-orgasm)
• Glock Dookies – prison water bottles fermented with piss, shit & sperm then power-washed at enemies
• Diddy Party Play Set™ complete with baby-oil fountains and locking doors
• Jeffrey’s Getaway Island Resort with private jet (“you decide who flies home…”)
• Fake AI Tarik Skubal post-game meltdown that’s more truthful than the real one
• Why every nurse/doctor is still in emotional high school banging in supply closets
• Politicians who don’t grow facial hair can’t be trusted (science)
Key quotes that’ll make your grandma unsubscribe:
- “I don’t want anybody taking my voice and making me sound like a normal, sane human being.”
- “Have you ever passed a little gas and then noticed a tiny bit of poop came with it? That’s called a shart.” – AI Mr. Rogers
- “Stack that bread, neighbor. Money, cash, hoes. I’m about my paper, no cap.” – AI Mr. Rogers in Louis Vuitton
- “My super Mexican spick-seed could’ve knocked her up and have another beautiful baby!”
- “Stop being fat fat-asses. If you’re mad, that’s you, you fat fuck.”
