May 9, 2022
Special Hour Long Edition where we all learn to not piss off Fiona. She tells the tale of how to really have a dysfunctional relationship, end a marriage and maintain some chitty chitty bang bang time with someone “special” even after a traumatic abandonment in another state. This one also includes Our boy JBird and Hi Fucking Ho The Thundercat. Topics include how many holes you can stick a dick in, who Fiona reminds us of, feelings are for dumb fucks, a duffle bag full of fun things to play with sexually and the tale of Fiona’s love hate love with the wonderful drama in her world. We wrap up with naked shaved celebrities and telling pussy bitches to fuck off. Its all good in hood. For some people. Listen in… if you dare. Go Fucking Deeper.
DETAILED TIMELINE
1:00 At least three maybe for - probably 5 holes
2:00 They’re all busting a nut on the hat
3:00 Do you need some help - WTF
4:00 You reminded me of Christina Applegate
5:00 They just turned all their ages too
6:00 Kinda being a douche
7:00 He only did it the one time
8:00 Decided to move out
9:00 Nobody knows J-Bird
10:00 Eat that fucker
11:00 Feelings are just gonna happen
12:00 Done some dumb fucking shit
13:00 I’m not sure where he’s at
14:00 Fuck like rabbits or raped apes
15:00 X hubby hope
16:00 Duffle bag of fuck
17:00 Your mommy in law is at the front desk
18:00 Cover my face in the lobby
19:00 Mommy in law flew home
20:00 Guess what? More people know
21:00 Throw on a face
22:00 After the Nashville situation
23:00 You wanna fuck? Yeah!
24:00 To be a dick - Take me for Valentines day
25:00 I was hitting him up for it
26:00 There’s no lumpy there
27:00 At least I got flowers on Valentines day
28:00 He can’t not look at my Facebook
29:00 So far from what you’ve heard what’s your take?
30:00 He’s wasting your time right now - The done deal
31:00 Doesn’t help when the crazy bitch wife holds the kids overhead
32:00 She sowed her wild Oates
33:00 Not believing or trusting
34:00 At least you tried
35:00 Deployed? A long time ago
36:00 Instead of doing the right thing
37:00 Apparently I’m outta here - The complexity
38:00 He hasn’t tried - When’s the last time you banged him
39:00 When you keep fucking giving it up - Come to me
40:00 Convince me I’m not the side piece
41:00 All I needed was to get mines
42:00 We don’t say that - Grunt and moan and bark a little bit
43:00 I’m talking about your sweet spot
44:00 You want to eat it too. - Shove it in my face
45:00 You washing the whore off?
46:00 Dua Lipa
47:00 The lighting - Guarantee the airbrushing
48:00 Sara Jean Underwood
49:00 The convention and Sara
50:00 I could botox her
51:00 She had a film
52:00 Who was the poor girl - Tom Hanks - Meg Ryan
53:00 Let time happen
54:00 Jumps but I gotta go bye. Get what you want
55:00 Rosanna Arquette
56:00 Wiffleball Field skinny dip - Final Words
Go Deep.