Jun 6, 2025
Episode 2287 - The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented “Castacocque™” dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic-jacking chaos included at no extra charge.
- “Page 13 of Nightmare Fuel”
- First time in 13 YEARS the OG trio is back in studio
- Paul Rudd “go on that dick” clips = marriage goals
- Hat Trick’s girlfriend brought fresh 2025 porno mags
- Page 13 reveal: “giant lump of welfare with detached tits”
- Cum loads: average = teaspoon, GDS boys = ⅓ cup athletes
- New business idea: Castacocque™ – clone your willy in ballistic gel + cum-distance testing
- Separate bedrooms = old people knew the secret
- Cuddling is for French pussies; morning wood accidents > spooning
- Vasectomy liberation vs “I’m Genghis Khan with heavy balls”
- Sneaky-anal stories, double-BJ dreams, “give it to me daddy” facials
- Kids suck, marriage sucks, freedom rules
- Shower coffee + dump beer = life hacks
