In Studio: Kid, GDub and Wally

A completely blown out episode of the show. On the drunk scale this one is off the charts.  We play porn clips, talk about He-man and why you shouldn't break into Ivan Drago's house. We try to get Wally to open up on the exclusive clip of him and his woman banging and GDub comes to the conclusion that he can't fuck unless Eye of the Tiger is playing in the background. 

Wally wants to rape women, tape it and sell it as a porn movie called Burka in the Wind and we revisit the Wally on Salvia clip, how much the trees wanna hug him and we call The MAP and leave a gay voicemail. The show tailspins quick and by the end GDub wants a Bay City Hooker or some Green Spa treatment to beat him off…. We settle for sausage fest at The Shot N Shell. Go Deep.

Minute by Minute Show Notes

0:25 Intro

0:40 GDub and Wally wasted

0:50 Twelve Pac of doja

1:45 Fuck the government

2:00 Good fucking luck stopping Pirates

2:20 Drunk messages to the industry

3:00 From Batman to Crazy right wing Christians

3:45 Upgrade your old model and survive

4:00 Someone wants to fuck the internet

4:20 Wally says we all need guns 

5:00 Kid wants to be a murderer

5:25 Wally suggests cutting someones head off

6:00 In Florida you can kill people

6:30 Wally wants to rape Middle eastern women

7:00 Wally's new porn movie "Burka in the wind"

7:30 GDub's cock is called Shock and Awe

8:10 Get the fuck out of Dolph Lundgren's house

10:00 Ivan Drago will kick your fucking ass

10:35 He Played Goddamn He-man

11:00 The Tailspin begins 

11:15 Van Halen has been obducted by aliens

11:40 What Wally's woman sounds like during sex

13:30 Pretend time

14:25 Is she still going?

14:30 GDub wants to hear Eye of the Tiger while having sex

15:01 Suck that Clit

15:20 Lick that pussy

15:35 Suck that Clit - Shove it up your ass

16:05 Does Wally's woman really sound like that

16:25 When GDub bangs Kid's wife

17:00 What Wally's woman sounds like

17:20 In the butt Of Course

17:45 GDub ransacking a bar and telling us about it

18:25 Wally on Salvia Clip

21:00 GDub wants some hookers or a help spa visit

22:00 Too late to go nab a hot whore

23:00 I'll take millions not to work for a year

23:30 Calling the MAP

24:00 GDub acting like a fag on MAP's voicemail

24:50 Wally's Mellow'd out on the special sauce

25:00 Wally censoring himself

26:00 Steal from your old lady - They're worth nothing anyway

27:00 Let's Shell it

27:10 GDub is gonna pee on someone

27:30 The Outro

27:45 Wally loves stupid women

28:00 Would Wally prefer a steak and dick sucker or vegetarian non blower

28:15 Fat Vegetarians and British women who want to have their ass beat

29:00 Done and done 

In Studio: Kid, GDub, Wally

Kid and the crew bring you the 1,010th episode of the Goin' Deep Show where topics range from how much the Kid loves himself. How his X doesn't have balls but thinks she does, Naked nuns hanging from the walls in the new studio and Wally's Outdoor hunting extravaganza. 

GDub comes up with a great game to get women competing for our love, Wally says he doesn't want to hear a woman bitching about kids and shit during an NFL Football game and calls the top of a woman's Vagina the Demilitarized Zone. 

We go over the fine art of woman keeping themselves nice and trimmed in their special places until they just dont' give a fuck anymore. We discuss how many trains we'd run if we had a gaggle of hotties bent over in front of us. 

The Kid offends women of all shapes, sizes and colors and almost cares that he did. Silver lining,  he does find the Bible and tells you to go read all the parts where women should submit and shutup. Its quality… Its also in teh Bible so blow it our your baby maker. 

Go Deep. 

Minute by Minute Show Notes

0:15 Intro - Wally and GDub

0:40 Why GDub hates Ohio

1:10 Kleen's listener Line

1:20 The Kid's got more buttons

1:35 You ever fight with Wally?

2:00 GDub begins the hate on Ohio

3:00 I would be insane if I had to grow up in that bullshit state

3:40 Wally is your woman completely shaved

4:00 How bad is this relationship going? How much hair does she have

4:40 Oh this is disgusting down here

5:00 The reason for Wally's hair loss

5:20 The Kid offers up oral love

5:40 Wally wants Rosary beads between a woman's titties

5:55 Naked Nuns playing Poker for the new studio

6:40 Wally's fascination with Britney Spears

7:00 Right above her Vajay Vajay

7:13 Is GDub's girls top of the Vajay called the Fro-hawk

7:20 Demilitarized zone and Carpets and Curtains

8:00 WWII buff wally wants the landing strip on VaJ Day

8:45 Hat Trick kickin' butt

9:00 We should go gang bang Hat Trick tonight

9:20 GDub needs good public transport

9:40 Beginning to listen to reason

10:00 Wally doesn't want to hear  bitches during football

11:00 Chicks will never understand

11:20 Howard Stern on America's Got Talent

12:15 How can we get this chick out of her clothes

13:00 Bitches need to compete for my love

13:15 Let them play ringtoss off GDub's hard cock

14:00 Wally's outdoor hunting extravaganza - GDS Sports

14:20 GDS fuck team

14:30 Wally at the GDS Bunny ranch

14:30 Obviously a train would be run on those bitches

15:00 Wally's pants would stay on. LOLOLOLO

15:20 What do want to do with your life?

16:00 What did we think we were gonna do with our lives

16:25 GDub hates his job

16:30 Kids doing what he wants to do.

17:00 $300 million dollars - What do you do - Ecstasy, hooker, ass

17:40 I love myself very much

18:00 Some dumb asshole needs to pay me to do this everyday

19:00 Behind the scenes - Is it a show

19:20 The Reality Radio vs Stream of Conscience Journal of what I think

20:00 I really love the word Cunt - Give wally some cock

20:40 The words The Kid loves to be called

21:00 Pissing off woman

21:30 Women are for getting fucked, and pushing kids out. then taking care of em

22:25 Go read the Bible and see what it says. Submit bitches

23:00 GDub drunk off his ass and offending 2 black Christians.

24:00 How big is the stick for your slave?

24:40 My X the bitch - You don't have balls - So You still don't count

25:00 I won't vote for women because they don't know how to rail bitches

25:45 Male vs Female - What do guys want

26:00 What's important to you in this world?

27:00 Stop wasting your fucking time - Wally talking jibber jabber

28:00 How much of your day are you doing what you want?

28:30 Outro - Getting the show number wrong

29:00 Legalize it, Porn.Tumblr.com Serenity Shout

29:30 Chill to the next one

In Studio: Kid, GDub and Wally

In this episode of The Goin' Deep Show we learn about the words Bitch and Cunt, talk about the manliest and least manly sports, we revisit Wally's take on relationships, who he's gonna marry and how to get her to simply to do what you want by pointing at things. We toss a shout to SerenityX who we find out GDub is all about providing some leather satisfaction to. Kid tells us how his youngster is all about potty humor, cock blocking and how much she's in love with herself. We also describe in great detail the feelings we have while watching porn. Go Deep. 

Minute by Minute Show Notes

0:00 GDub intro

0:05 Wally playing topless beer pong

1:00 Nikki Jones 

1:08 Serenity X over sex sounds

1:35 WTF

1:50 Kid intros the crew

2:50 How gay is Roller skating

4:00 UFC anger issues

4:30 Shitty thirty minute montage

5:00 Oh no lie, some Kenyan with no shoes won

5:15 What's on Tap tonight. 

5:20 The Smell of women

6:00 Who would black out to favorite quotes

8:00 Wally's take on relationships ( I can't stand her but she likes to suck dick)

9:40 Worrying about JMac

10:00 How many hours of energy do you need

10:50 Partying with Hookers in South Beach

12:10 The super black ones? who were attractive?

13:30 How much do you think they'd cost

14:00 How many cocks have been in these bitches mouths

14:30 Using Bitch and drinking more

14:50 Hey Bitch hows your cunt doing

15:20 SerenityX shoutout - Leather and zippers - Talk dirty to her

16:00 Ltn. Walraven gonna get you drunk 

16:20 GDub is gonna tan that bitches hide and make her eat my girlfriends pussy

17:10 Don't think you need a kid

17:45 The front room

18:00 The Kid's Kid is a maniac who's into potty humor

18:30 Picking noses and eating it. 

19:00 Two people who love themselves ALOT

19:20 I hope she becomes a lesbo

19:50 I don't want this guys dick in that chick

20:15 Porn stars who don't do black guys

20:50 Wally's woman has had sex with a black guy

21:20 The "Is your name Brian"  story

23:00 Is GDub getting married?

23:20 Wally is talking about whatever the opposite of marriage is

23:40 Skipping the wedding and straight into the divorce

24:00 Forty = two 20's

24:40 Point at the Dishes Point at the dick

25:00 GDub's 3 a day getting blown habit

25:30 The Vibrating ring

25:40 Getting cock blocked by a three-year old

26:30 Are you wrestling in the morning

26:55 Do not have a kid

27:00 Wally having relationship issues

28:13 Magnum lypo relocation  - Who's she voting for

28:25 Who GDub would vote for

28:45 The Kid's behind the foxy boxing agenda

29:00 Wally gets a man boner

30:00 3:33 morning fridays

30:20 Outro

30:40 Wally final words

30:50 GDub wants SerenityX

Something new we're attempting is to keep the listeners informed and this being the first attempt to do so. We're not releasing a full episode today but mentioning that the world famous GDub will be in studio in the next 24 hours for your listening pleasure. This release is simply The Kid waking JMac up this morning to talk about how he got cock blocked by a three year old, how Rogues Twitter handle got taken away and other such nonsense to fill the first of hopefully many 3:33 seconds from Studio 163 at The Goin' Deep Show. 

We're hoping to feature other peoples goofy shit on these shorter Friday releases so if you have something to share call the Listener Line at 206-202-DEEP or send in an audio file to studio@goindeepshow.com and we'll play it.  Make sure its good or we'll make fun of you and your dirty ass. 

Just the Tip this morning.  Not so deep. 

In Studio: Kid and JMac

On Skype: Hat Trick

A buzzed Kid and JMac bring Hat Trick in via skype where she gets assaulted via the internet. We ask her where she wants the load to go, whether or not she's had one blasted all over her face and if she's ever shared a guy with one of her friends. 

We find out that JMac uses the word cammy and has a guilty pleasure for Nora Jones. The Kid talks about Milfy chicks at the bar, threesomes,  and his monthly plan for getting drunk and crashing in various places. 

The name Sookie comes up and immediately reminds The Kid of a red headed chick he used to have a thing for back in gradeschool. We figure out what could possibly make a guy last longer in the sac, call a former hostess out on NOT having butt sex and The Kid tosses out his man crush of Hydro74.com. 

We are shocked that Hat Trick hasn't had a real massage, and we go over what is appropriate when getting such a thing… we're guessing fucking on a massage table is a little over the top. 

The art of the deep throat swallow comes up and how pissed Red gets in the morning when Kid rolls over and pokes her in the butt with his weiner and rubs the boobies. 

To wrap it up the ultimate Hallmark Card gets set to one of JMac's Lady friends what pretty much predicts the future of her getting her ugly bumped by JMac's ugly. 

Go Deep.

Go Deeper with Minute by Minute show notes. 

0:30 Intros - Buzzing

0:45 Has JMac gotten any sleep?

1:00 You getting layed JMac - Hat Trick Date

1:45 Did you give him oral love

2:00 Did you come home and call a fuck buddy or masturbate

2:45 Brunette Hottie at the bar

3:00 Lets make Wednesdays as crazy as it could

3:20 her ass and JMac knows his cammy's

3:50 The Mustache Ride

4:00 She was not Milado

4:50 It all depends on the booze level

5:00 Kids are a buzzkill on bootycall night

5:30 Seriously just a friend? 

5:40 The art of the Dutch rudder

7:00 JMac and I would have to sit back to back

7:25 Hat Tricks monkey ass feet

7:30 The MAP, JMac, Kid and Hat Trick bukkake

8:10 You ever shared a guy with one of your friends

8:40 So many wangs in my face -Yukon & Sookie

8:50 Sookie and those titties

9:20 The gap in the tooth crush

10:15 Where'd your cock sucking teeth go

10:20 Sookie goin' tit blasting nuts

10:40 We need a freaking ride

11:00 The off month drunken travel 

12:10 Wednesday night talent

12:40 Spy on milfs at the bar

13:20 Guilty listening pleasures

13:30 Does JMac have a sensative side - The playlist

13:50 Why I stopped using Spotify

14:20 Where's the fucking music

14:40 What will make the Kid last longer in the sac

15:00 Thinking about Alan Trammell during doggie style

15:15 Fuck you Jose Canseco

15:30 Bringing two girls into the studio - Why not to do it

16:00 How many contacts are in your phone

16:30 A shoutout to GDub

17:00 The Kid's man crush

17:40 The Massage

18:15 HA HA the tent pitch

18:25 Is that supposed to happen

18:30 Hat Trick you ever been massaged

19:00 I hear you have a Vagina that needs some massaging

19:10 Getting caught on camera at her massage job

19:50 Cootie vs Cootchie spray vs cream

20:00 No massaging from Hat Trick - i knew this guy

20:15 You went to some dude, not a massage therapist

20:45 At least some olive oil on your vagina

21:00 GDS expense report rub down - with stadium seating

21:35 Your nipples will never be chapped

21:45 The portfolio of blowjobs

22:18 Hat Tricks face blasing preferences

22:45 The Deep throat swallow

23:00 Where she wants it

23:30 Remember when Magnum said she didn't like it in the ass

24:00 How big was Hat Tricks X's dick - that was in her ass

24:14 Whatever Hat Trick says about cock is correct

24:40 JMac can't remember sex sober

25:00 No morning sex for Hat Trick

25:20 Kid likes to rub a booty in the morning

25:40 I'm just gonna start eating you out

26:00 JMac's early bang session - She wakes him up

26:20 JMac you need to get the hell outta here

26:50 The X boyfriend sent an amazing card

27:30 iCards - Gotta love the ugly bumps

28:00 JMac is in your head as the X girlfriend terminator

28:30 Outro

Kid, JMac and Sleze in studio discuss the graphic nature of a Mr. Kleen listener line voiceover, re-emphasize the mommy issues, how overwhelmed the Kids recorded audio is getting. We congratulate Mr. Sleze for his wedding bliss and talk briefly how awesome the wedding was and how sweaty and flash tossing Gdub was. Jmac calls out Sleze about bring a whopping three beers to poker night… even though he was dropped off assuring he'd get a ride from his wonderful new wife. At one point JMac compared Sleze's homebrew to the tast of vagina, The Kid is still hesitating on using groupon because he knows he'll be dissapointed that its not a porn category and we come to the realization that old supermodels to not become more super with age. We talk about our amazing and wonderful porn site, get geeky with some numbers and discuss the awesomeness of tumblr. Check it out and remember to visit porn.tumblr.com The official skin site of The Goin' Deep Show

Minute by Minute Shownotes

0:30 Intro

0:50 Kleen Listener Line

1:00 Kleen does the Fuck your gramma listener line

1:30 Its Pretty Graphic

2:00 This is the disturbing message

2:45 He's got mommy issues

3:00 The Kid going through a shit ton of audio

3:30 1,700 audio files

3:55 Finding shit to use

4:20 So I can be real

4:30 Congrats to Sleze for getting married

4:45 Just keep it the same

5:15 How many beers you drinking if you get dropped off

5:40 My only concern is if I'm gonna throw up

6:30 Actually I was being a cheap ass - How much do you take

7:45 Are you protected of your homebrew?

8:15 I hope my beer doesn't taste like vagina

8:45 I got a Groupon recently… Hayoooo

9:20 How many sandwiches can you eat…. SHALLL-ONGE!

9:40 Is it cool for a guy to go to Groupon

10:00 Coupons = Groupons to the Kid

10:25 Instant Groupon… is that like a flash mob

11:00 Free Shit - The X mother in law coupon mafia

12:40 Holy Shit we're still talking about Groupon

13:00 Lots of facials and massages

13:15 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues

14:00 Lets lock in on a longterm deal

15:00 Old Hot Ladies still in bikini's

15:40 Elle Macpherson didn't have to bleach the asshole

16:00 A Naked JMac…. don't cream your jeans Dimples 

17:00 Porn.tumblr.com

18:10 Mind blowing numbers

19:00 Tumblr Talk

20:00 Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr

22:00 Bid Red man can't follow you JMac and your porn

23:00 Tons of geek speak

26:00 Sleze is ripped during wedding bliss

26:30 You wip out your butthole in the photobooth

27:15 GDub pulls out tons of flasks… or was that Chris Farley

28:00 JMac had the nerves

29:00 Wrap up / Final Words

29:30 Contact Info

29:50 Serenity I love you!!

In Studio: Kid, JMac, Sleze

Kid, JMac and Sleze in studio discuss old listener line calls, something called beer 30, The Kid has to be talked off the ledge from getting sucked into Facebook, We play a Listener line call from SerenityX and tell you how to make JMac blush. 

We give out best to Magnum who finally broke down and got a boob job or a Lypo Relocation as JMac would put it. We make fun of women with droopy faces, 80's sluts and compare TV stars to their blown out local counter parts. 

We discuss why JMac is into cougars and how he lets his friends grope the ever living out of his Xwife and how good the Sleze Homebrew is and how We're gonna take turns… or churns stirring it with our cocks. 

Go Deep bitches. 

Minute by Minute Show Notes

0:30 Intro

0:55 Timecapsule listener line calls

2:21 SerenityX Listener Line Call

5:00 Beer 30

5:30 Kid Rock in Saginaw

6:10 Fuck Facebook

8:00 Playing Cards on Path

8:30 WTF Myspace

8:50 JMac's first facebook experience

10:00 JMac's Wife was wondering why I was single

11:20 Fuck advertising

13:00 JMac's fly down at the Bowling Alley

13:30 Bowling kinda hottie

14:00 Magnum got her boobs done?

14:30 Lypo Relocation

15:00  Kirstie Alley

16:30 Shelly Long or Katie? 

17:00 The Blown out version

17:55 80s sluts

18:50 You made Yahoo news

19:20 Old men vs Old women

19:55 Cougars and  Milfs are into JMac

20:35 Anything you've never brought up

22:00 Wally not paying for anything

22:20 Wally groping JMac's X wife

23:20 Don Tang got bloated

24:00 Old Shows available

25:00 A folder full of Shows

26:00 Drinking More Beer - Sleze Home brew

27:00 GDS Beer

28:00 Gotta pace the beer consumption

29:00 Outro

29:00 

Kid, JMac, MAP, Silverback and Dimples McDonna in on this episode of the GDS. Topics include tempting The MAP with B&C Pizza, JMac tells the tale of the lonely piece left on his oven which leads into various ladies wishing they were that piece. The MAP gets us up to date on all the places he's banged at his new home, a number of poop related stories is revealed including Silverbacks church camp poop caper, Dimples McDonna's locked in the school craziness and believe it or not the Kid didn't even play a poop sound effect.  We briefly discuss Madmen and how the Kid still attempts to live in that world. Dimples mother skills get called out but quickly are defended and we talk southern speak for a bit and tell Siri to get her shit together so she can understand english. Go freakin' Deep.

0:00 Intro - The MAP, Dimples, JMac, Silverback

1:30 BC Pizza The real happy ending

2:00 The Ending to B&C  usually isn't happy

2:20 Dimples on your oven cardboard 

3:00 Like a Dirty Paula Dean

3:25 Paula Abdul

4:00 Pumped for America's Got Talent

5:40 The MAP get us up to date

6:00 Did you initiate all the rooms of the new house

7:00 Newlyweds - sex over the motorcycle

8:00 My name is Dimples Silverback vs JMac

8:25 Did you just call me Paula Dean

8:30 Five days of no pooping

9:00 Church camp poop story

11:00 You better keep your bloody rags for us

12:00 The first time you bled across a wall

14:00 I got locked into the shitter…. at school

15:25 Getting left by yourself

16:00 My mom worked at a convenience store

17:00 Madmen

18:30 Mom of the year

19:45 Examples of good mothers

20:00 Dimples defends herself - Bob comes to her defense

21:00 As far as my Kid knows she loves me. 

21:15 JMac talking to Dad about TVs

22:00 MAP's Dad's text messages

23:00 Changing reality

24:00 Dimples Accent - Oodles of Noodles

25:00 Southern Language

26:00 Siri needs to get her shit together

27:00 Wafflehouse and two cars

28:00 When you waking up

29:00 I'm late for work if I'm refreshed

29:30: Outro

The Kid welcomes Hat Trick via skype, Red Eye falling asleep and Oz who bonds with the Kid over bitchy X's and 13 year olds. Kid is regretting his suggestions to family about what they should get for Christmas, Hat Trick jumps on camera where we make some comments on her ears, her Eric Northman shirt and True Blood. She gives us the scoop on her worst sex session and how she gave the guy a second chance. We round out with some porn talk and fling poo at Red Eye who crashed pretty hard. Go Deep.

Minute by Minute Shownotes

1:00 porn.tumblr.com

2:00 Downloads - How many Dicks can Hat Trick Handle

2:50 Is it cheating if I fuck your armpit

3:00 What if I spit in your armpit then fuck it. 

4:00 Red bull makes you unlazy

4:30 Fuck more bitches

5:00 Get more drunk on a leap year

5:40 Are you gonna get naked

6:00 The backlash from whip cream

6:30 New fangled toys - Facetime with family

7:00 Hat Trick on cam

7:30 Check out the ears on this one

8:00 The Hat Trick High Quality Standard Test

8:30 Tape measure with metric

9:30 The dick measuring contest

10:10 Red Eye barely awake - Tilt

11:00 Don't live longer, Women sex will only get more sensitive

11:45 Droopy balls in your face

12:00 Stand up and prance around

13:00 The whole package - True Blood

13:20 The bad ass vs the pussy

14:00 Following True Blood characters on Twitter

15:25 Hat Trick on Twitter

16:00 Its like when a tongue hits the clit - The booty call

16:30 Kids are awesome

17:00 The X and what her fucking name is …. Bitchface

17:45 The Protector

18:00 Tuff with the 13 year old and bitchy mothers

18:20 Lets talk about Hat Tricks Vagina - When you clean last

19:00 More Mila Jovovich

19:20 JMac is in charge of lesbos

19:50 Classy shots on there - Hot as fucking shit

20:00 The mind behind the porn.tumblr.com

20:15 Red Eye falls asleep daydreaming about Hat Tricks pussy

21:18 Why did I put my dick in that chick? How Drunk was I

21:45 Hat Trick explains the relationship with Baby Daddy

22:30 The worst guy Hat Trick has ever had

23:20 I could barely feel him inside of me

24:00 He asked to marry me

25:25 Who was the best

26:00 Fucking on the coffeetable - Red Eye Falls asleep

27:00 Hat Trick you better come jerk this fucker off

27:30 Masturbation on the show

27:40 Ride the face - 24 hours of oral

28:30 The Coffee break oral section

29:30 Fallin' asleep - Outro

Kid brings in Hat Trick via skype in this one to yap with Red Eye and Oz. Topics include The birth of the end of the year party, sticking a vibrator up Hat Tricks ass, two drunk whores blowing up Red Eyes phone and how much respenct men lose when they learn that other guys aren't packing much in the pants. 

Hat Tricks takes us through the paces and tells us how to suck a guy off on the first date and all you need is a body chuck full of tatoo's and a willing mouth. 

We hit on aggressive women, stripper poles, born again Christians, and the Kid tells us to stay focused when you fuck and stop worrying about tomorrow. 

Red Eye gets the interrogation  when the Kid asks about his X wife and how fat she's getting, and there is an off chance that Hat Trick may know her new man. 

Did we mention that Hat Trick swallows for easy cleanup?

Its a service she offers…. but only on the first date. 

Go Deep. 

Minute by Minute Show Notes

0:45 Guess who's mic is louder than everyone elses

1:15 Hat Trick attempted to talk

1:30 End of the world party

3:00 Sticking a vibrater up your ass

5:00 You log in on 4square / Path a lot

7:00 Real Names

8:45 When is Sookie coming back?

10:00 Two bitches giving Red Eye the Stink Eye

11:00 These two know I fucked them both

12:30 Fucking sand and seaweed into a chick

14:00 She'll elbow you in the dick and you'll like it

15:00 I wanna smack chicks in the face with my dick

15:30 Guys lets NOT talk about dick size.

16:00 Small dick

16:40 We didn't fuck I just blew him…. he got off in 30 seconds

17:00 I think he got off on my tattoos

19:00 I normaly don't thank my girls for Blowjobs

19:15 I swallowed it for easy cleanup

20:00 Lets break in the new studio

21:00 Emmy has to test the pole… naked

21:25 Why do women have to be extremes

22:00 Hat Trick is a guys labido inside a Tattoed Hottie

22:15 Aggressive women

22:45 We're not done, lets not plan the next fuck until this one is over

23:50 Hat Trick cannot be hurt

24:35 You ever let a chick just get to you? - Red Eye's Baby Momma

25:00 Red Eyes X wife is packing it on

26:00 When's the last time you fucked her - Her relationship

26:45 Hat Trick might know your X wires new dude

27:00 How She got the name

27:30 You've put the fat Hex on her?

28:00 It's all your fault

28:45 Are you naked

29:00 The Details

29:30 www.porn.tumblr.com

Kid welcomes a very hyper active Redeye and Oz to the show where Redeye has caught the GDS fever and predicts straight out of his ass the lofty goals of the Show in 2012. 

We kick things off by drinking Super Alcohol laced Energy drinks, toss out our favorite porn sites to jerk to and break every male listeners heart by telling them that the finest ass in show business is engaged. 

Redeye outlines his very flawed plan of why to get married. Previews the dimensions of two hottie sisters that will …. according to him, be making an appearance live in studio. 

The Kid tells the world that he sent Mr. Kleen an email, Redeye proclaims his disbelief that Eckler has a girlfriend and resolutions for the year include someone getting beat off live on the mics in studio. 

We hit on some reality TV and make fun of has been 80s stars who still haven't upgraded their hairstyle. 

Kid discusses the blonde hottie his wife would have a threesome with and how he saw her at Duso's

This show is rated two Nbombs on the new Nbomb scale. But Redeye claims he can get away with it because he's got some Nbombs in the family. 

Its all fun and games and most of those games include speculating what happened to Magnum the disappearing salesgirl and dreams of doing body shots out of chicks cleavage. 

Go Deep

Full Shownotes Outlined below. 

1:00 Are these mic's on?

2:00 What's on Tap - Tilt Coffee and Beer

4:00 Which porn sites do you hit?

5:00 Jerk before a workout

6:00 Last years resolutions of no jerking

7:00 Jessica Biel's getting Married

7:30 Reasons to get married

8:20 Redeye@goindeepshow.com - Captain Poon Tang 

9:00 Two Hottie Sisters - Checking in on 4square

10:25 The Dimensions of the sisters

11:10 Do they have piercing / Tatoos

11:30 Where do you find these sluts

12:00 Email Redeye@goindeepshow.com to submit your pic

13:00 Time to drink shots out of hot chick tits

13:30 Mr. Kleen gets an email

14:00 Red Eye Resolution

15:00 More Poop Sounds and a live BJ

15:15 Getting beat off by SerenityX

16:30 Meet Oz

17:00 Nothing better than dirty girls - The tour

17:30 The GDS Street Team

18:50 WTF Just stop getting married

19:30 TruTV -  Tanya Harding and her awesome hair

20:30 Brotha's holding up stores TV

22:00 Keeping it warm to get the clothes off chicks

23:00 Eckler and his woman

23:40 Eck wants a kid

24:15 The blonde hottie from Duso's

26:00 Mr. Dr. Poon Tang business cards

27:15 Magnum the disappearing Salesperson

27:30 Magnum had nothing good to say about Redeye

28:30 Someone shot her in the gigantic ass

29:00 Red Eye aka the god of women previews two whores fighting

29:40 Outro

Kid welcomes in the loveliness of Hat Trick, Mr. Yukon and Ducky to discuss all sorts of dirty topics. Things kick off wrong with the Kid playing way more poo sounds than should be allowed. 

We love when chicks push air from their holes but the Kid is a little timid when letting others smell his lovely scent

Other topics include fake Mexicans, how Hat Trick plans to fuck and suck all nationalities, the time that Red saw a naked pile of Hat Trick and Rico and of course how hung the various members of the show are. 

We hit on how great of a mother Hat Trick has becaome becasue she sucks good dick, how many cocks have been in her mouth and how awesome it is when you aren't even into sucking or fucking. 

Hat Trick talks briefly about her and Hockey Tag Team partner Kayla doing Hockey teams and the epic battle between Yukon and the 41 year old cougar who likes to get hit in the face with a book while he's fucking her. 

We round out the show with Squirt tak, eating chicks out and The Kid raves about his new favorite porn star Bibi Jones. 

Minute by Minute Shownotes Below

1:00 Introductions - Nice buzz

3:00 I like poopy sounds - just not smells

5:00 I've never done a mexican - I want all the nationalities

7:00 Red see's Rico Suave's cock

9:00 How Ducky met Hat Trick

10:45 The Softer side of Hat Trick

11:30 She's a good mom because she probably sucks a good dick

13:00 Ducky, how good is Hat Trick at Blowing

13:30 How many cocks have been in your mouth

14:30 Why is this dudes dick in my mouth

15:00 How to have boring yet violent sex… then steal from the bitch

15:40 You had me at pull off the condom and slap it on the TV

16:00 I don't wanna think about the times I regret

16:30 Hat Trick and Kayla do a team

17:20 Which Oakland A did you fuck

17:55 Bibi Jones

18:18 Kayla, the blonde hockey whore

19:00 I remember piercing her nipples - I love whores

19:25 Send us tit pics on @gds twitter - Listener Line pussies

21:00 The Crazy Cougar

22:00 Hit that bitch in the face… with a book…. and say thank you

22:20 Cut me

23:00 More Cougar info - She see's dick, she's gonna fuck it.

24:00 how do you get to cutting - Then Squirting

25:00 Squirt until you need your carpet cleaned

26:00 Don't soil my sheets

27:00 The Longest you've eaten a chick out.

28:00 I need to know the pussy eating secret

Kid welcomes JMac, Silverback and Dimples McDonna to the studio. The Kid attempts to get sentimental about the last 1,000 shows but is quickly put back on track by talking about JMac's sexcapades including wine and how fast pants make it into the wash. Chubaka makes his Goin' Deep Show Debut, we tell the tale of the naked man canvas, sex positions, someone wanting to learn how to suck cock, and the details behind the sloppy joe incident. The usual amounts of farts and burps cross paths in this one and we give everyone the low down on some grab assing that happens during drunken parties that lead to sex that we all forget about.  Minute by minute show notes below. Go Deep.

1:00 Intro

2:00 The Naked Man Canvas Story

5:00 There are schools around. You can't go walking around with that mans Penis hanging out. 

6:00 JMac Sexcapades 

7:00 Chubaka Makes his Debut

8:00 She's bullshitting and has feelings = Guilt free sex

10:00 We're all very busy with out phones in our faces

12:00 Positions

13:00 A Class in sucking dick at Vaginal Sally

15:00 The 69 with the guy on top is hard with the dangles

16:00 What's on Tap - Bad Sex for 7 years

16:20 Rolling the Dice dance move

17:00 The Sloppy Joe Incident - Party info

18:00 Grabbing junk happily

19:00 You're a ball grabber

19:45 JMac's streak is done

20:00 I tried that in college, no we're not talking anal

20:30 Lets light shit on fire

21:20 Epic sex session forgotten

22:00 WTF are you talking about?

22:45 You're always trying to rape people

23:00 Lets drag JMac under the bus

24:00 Kid gets sentimental about the show

25:00 Invite the new friend to the Wedding

26:00 Dimples gives the Kid shit then almost pukes from a Chinese burp

26:30 The Kid's gotta fart and he's gonna mix it with JMac's Sex panther burp

27:00 Dimples.... you're retarded

28:00 The Kid likes women with a good radio body

29:00 Outro - Balls in the mouth, Sexiness, lesbos and Silverback wants an assigment

Kid and GDub fill the time over the next few days of Holiday bliss by discussing how stupid bitch X's are. We also discuss how awesome it will be when the Kid dies and some jerkoff will have to browse all the shit in his computer. We talk big black booty, people eating shit and other crap. Did we mention its nearly an hour of drunken bullshit to fill your appetite for more GDS. 

Kid, Hat Trick and Yukon in Studio with Ducky on the phone. We talk a bit about why kids are awesome, Pornstars that we love and how twitter is just chuck full of naked goodness. We discuss skinny sex and where Hat Tricks hooters went. Yukon and the Kid have decided we like a meatier Hat Trick with less boney-ness. We get everyone the low down on the sit and spin, what the hell happened to Hat Tricks guy who left her, what the hell is up with her baby-daddy and how grand it is when you have an X with children.  Those fuckers are in your life FOR-EV-ER. Yukon tells us there was a hit out on his life and he thinks it was all from his bitch X. We discuss positions for a threeway, Hat Tricks take on Clover who she appeared with in a recent episode and one of my favorite topics.... the fat chick who still thinks she's skinny and the skinny chick who once was fat.  Find one of those and you're in business, find the other and try to push away their reality distortion field. Go Deep. 

Kid welcomes back Hat Trick, Yukon and Ducky to the Goin' Deep Show. We get dirty and nasty as you'd expect when Hat Trick enters the studio.

We talk big black sisters loving Ducky, aggresive brotha's who say and do whatever they fucking want, naked pics and hockey players blowing loads all over Hat Tricks face.

Yukon tells of the tale of getting a half handjob from Sookie, we recap some Halloween sexiness and the time that Mr. Kleen jerked off on his iPad.

We wrap it up with some rimjob discussion and how that may change your life... along with some double penetration. The Kid also mentions how nice it is to get a reaction when a load is blown.

The boys mention that we're going for the face when we shoot.  Its science. Go Deep already. 

A chilled out Kid and GDub discuss the future, things we're doing, things we're wishing and other bullshit.  Its a pretty relaxed episode of the Goin' Deep Show.  A little departure from the average disgusting affair. Stay tuned this week for the return of Hat Trick and the usual obnoxious banter. Go Deep. 

Kid Welcomes Ninja Chesticles talks about punching pussy's, tearing out a vagina, we feature the real ultimate power.net website. Sewage in a van with a family. Go Deep and you'll understand. TB 219

Kid and GDub call out JMac for not being able to spell yet still kicks ass at the same online game that got Alec Baldwin kicked off a plane. We tell you how to cheat in school and how not to cheat in school. The Kid tosses out a stunning hottie of the night, Tatiana Gill and challenges anyone out there to find someone hotter. We ask the important question of when will a guy stop thinking about sex?

We also send everyone to the google to search for a droopy Kirstey Alley face, Xraying your tits and 52 year old dudes getting hitched to 17 year olds.  We ask all the important questions. Such as why isn't Lindsay Lohan showing her total wet snatch in playboy.The Kid suggests she head directly over to Hustler so she can get some credibility.

We tell the world how to steal publications off the internet and put them on your iPad. We predict that Madonna's smelly crotch and crypt keeper style will be scaring the children during the Superbowl. 

We talk smells, being a slog and slobbing the knob. Its all Good but not as good as the Miss USA from Michigan who got tanked and drove drunk.  We now love her... her dad probably doesn't though.  She's gonna get lit on fire. 

Go Deep.

Kid welcomes Red Eye, Hat Trick and Clover to the mix. We talk bars, DJs and how all you need is a goddamn iPod and random. We wonder what the fuck is up with a Booty call at 8:00 am. Cloves seems down for some swinger action and we come to the conclusion that when you want something you go for it. Go Get it fuck nuts. We play the guess the bra and panties game, We throw a shout to our buddy Shithead, and discuss some double penetration and the maintenance that you must take to prepare for a dick in your ass. We play poop sounds. Listen in fuck faces and Fuck Facebook. Go Deep.

Someone's got Tight Tight pants on. Our Booty rating is high in this episode of The Goin' Deep Show. Clover and Red Eye join the Kid and we piss off some people in this one. Well not us actually… A listener got pissed and we discuss our snow hill drama. We promise this is gonna piss someone off. But eh if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself. Stop listening ya big pussy. We kick back into sexy talk and how trashed you have to get to have your buttonhole completely destroyed. Its pretty fuckin' sweet. Go get boofed. Hat Trick Joins in on this later in the show and we try to get our ladies to talk sexy to each other. Go Deep.

Kid welcomes back Red eye and a brand new hottie to the mix named Clover, (Cloves). Its about 3 minutes into the show and she begins to remove clothing because she's too sweaty. Red Eye tells the tale of meeting a chick at a Red light and giving her the princess treatment by taking her to the Texan. 

We explain why 18 year-old loves older guys, how to keep a boner and we encourage everyone to not get high so you can keep a boner. We guess the boobs, We talk about how bad it is when you can't keep a hardon and how women get offended by that. 

We tell everyone that its all your fault ladies.... unless you're hot. 

Kid tells the world his ambitions to be one of those bra sizing girls at Victoria Secrets. 

We discuss the art of the BJ and what we'd rather have. We get Cloves to discuss her masturbation tendencies and how much she sucks the cock. Her hangup is her skills and all she wants to do is improve... which we at the Goin' Deep Show can get behind. 

We make fun of a 21 year old who needs help keeping it up.... which means he's gonna have a very difficult life ahead of himself limping along. By the way he sucks at giving her some lickity split as well. 

We tell everyone in the world that you will never be happy unless you have good sex with someone. Find that person and begin the fucking. 

Did we mention she has her twat pierced.  Oh yes she does and she did it because she was bored. 

We wonder how HO-HUM it becomes when you get to stare at vagina all day at a tatoo shop. 

We talk Crushes, and the most important topic of all.... The ultimate pussy fart from a guy with a sub par sized cock. 

Go Deep. 

Kid, Eckler and Kleen discuss dumbass kids at Barnes and Noble, not answering phone calls and what kind of disgusting things we could do to a woman who said she'd do anything.  We also preview squirt week and do other bullshit that you may want to hear. TB 696

The Brawler, Kid, JMac and GDub talk over a sleeping Bangor John Glenn chick. We yap about finger banging, how much Jmac says churn and some of us go pee during the show. Who can it be. Go Deep while we attempt to pump more beer out and in our mouths. TB 565

Kid and Shithead discuss why holiday's suck, How much the Kid is not a family man and jealous he is about Rogue getting gift cards but he doesn't. We also mention Serenity X and her twitter powers, Kid's goal for 2012 is to communicate more with the listeners and Shithead tells us about computer viruses and other shit. Kid tells us his love affair with snow including telling it how it can blow him and suck it hard. We talk hard liquor and how the Kid can't drink it any more. We inform anyone that Red has taken over the porn.tumblr.com site officially and we have to make sure we keep her in check

Kid and Rogue discuss why its important to take your television remote control to the bathroom. Rogue does a movie review and talks about some dude flirting with her at Buffalo Wild Wings. We are confinced that Kleen and Magnum are off selling things to each other and shoveling more bullshit into the room as they do it. Kid tells us about the Magnum sandwich at Bay City Bills and we discuss what we have to hide on the show. Kid gets accused of having a very large breasted woman in studio. Go Figure. I think we talk about another show but I can't remember. Go Deep and find out. ((( Make sure to visit porn.tumblr.com ))) The official skin to win site of the Goin' Deep Show.

Kid welcomes back Rogue (Shithead is on for the first few but gets lost) where she discusses how she wants to bash some dudes because they pretty much all suck. We talk about the empty studio, Some listeners from across the pond, who the Kid wants to fuck regardless of how beat up he'd get.  We talk about Hospital security, The Kids Kid and how and why Rogue should have her Vagina Pierced.  Go Deep. 

Kid, JMac and GDub welcome back Candy for more during thanksgiving week. We talk about offering up the undies, strip club memories, freeballin' it and silk boxers. Kid loves the fact that Red wants to go get titties in her face at the Vu, Candy tells us she wants to try out for the strip club tour. Candy says she wants two cocks in her face. GDub totally believes it. Keep the thanksgiving dreams alive. Go Deep TB 563

Kid, JMac, Wally and GDub discuss Wally putting a Toe in a girl, Anal Cream and a nymphomaniac that got away. A former conquest who shoved hair curlers in her ass amonst other things.  We give out the names and tell everyone why you shouldn't wear a Goin' Deep Show shirt. We discuss the best head we've ever had and when the Kid put a thumb in a chicks pussy from the backside. Tons of nasty talk. A special shout to the listeners. Have a great Turkey day and pull a page from the Wally playbook and stick a toe inside a bitch. Go Deep. 

Kid tells the world of his wifes love of smelly Mexicans, GDub sticks with the theme and talks about Taco Mac a local bar where they have over 120 beers on tap. Kid talks about how the world of business now relies heavily on the mentality of gaming and beating your friends. We decide that we hate websites that use our information to build their brand and business. We rip on a former coworker who drank O'dules and call him out for being a complete asshole. 

We give you a heartwarming story of mothers raping 10 month old children and sending the video to a friend in Kalamazoo, MI. We go over the things in a mans life that we're thankful for including discovering that you can have pleasure from your wee wee. 

We tell you of this new hottie named Helen Flanagan, she has big old boobies and likes to show em off. 

We discuss Lindsay Lohan's teeth and how all you have to do now is hang come cocain in front of her face and she'll suck your dick. 

Go get sucked. Go Deep.