Oct 4, 2023
Because Friendship Knows No Bounds
Hey, if you're not down for some good ol' fashioned mutual self-love with your buddies, then what are you even doing here? This episode of the Goin' Deep Show is a crash course in the art of synchronized self-pleasure. Fiona might've left some, ahem, "love stains" on her bed, and we're not holding back on the sex toy action. Fiona's got the lowdown on where to park that vibrator during your next romp.
Kid's catching heat, not for being a crappy friend, but for being a stellar one. Go figure. And if you're a fan of unhinged morons, you're in for a treat. We've even got a movie review that's as fair and balanced as a tightrope walker on a bender. So grab your best bud and your go-to lube, and let's Go Deep.
The Nitty-Gritty Timeline
- 1:00 - Movie talk! We're dissecting Movie 65 like a frog in biology class.
- 2:00 - Marilyn Monroe flick with Anna De Armas. Spoiler: She's a smoke show.
- 3:00 - Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman or just a wonderful woman? You decide.
- 4:00 - Little Mermaid Remake: Because Hollywood's fresh outta ideas.
- 5:00 - Your face: It's not a Picasso, but it'll do.
- 6:00 - Cleanup time, and we ain't talking about your search history.
- 7:00 - Bar Hopping: The game where everyone's a loser.
- 8:00 - A touch that's as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field.
- 9:00 - Last time you got threatened: A trip down memory lane.
- 10:00 - You crashed on my couch, and all I got was this lousy episode.
- 11:00 - The Kama Sutra of Masturbation: Positions you didn't know you needed.
- 12:00 - Where's my midget voice? Size doesn't matter, folks.
- 13:00 - Red Devil: Still the go-to drink for bad decisions.
- 14:00 - Simplicity: Because life's already a circus.
- 15:00 - Don't get it on with each other, just yourself. Trust me, it's easier.
- 16:00 - You jazzed on my foot: The beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- 17:00 - The afterglow of mutual masturbation: It's enlightening.
- 18:00 - Tug those balls like you're trying to start a lawnmower.
- 19:00 - Go polish the rocket
