Jan 23, 2024
Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the jizzy world of The Goin Deep Show.
The Breakdown
- The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium. Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona the crazy duck lady now.
- The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal?
- Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond.
- Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot.
- Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cringe than Casanova.
- Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness?
- The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz.
- The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet.
- The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town.
Go Deep.
